My friends:

I’m feeling disheveled at the moment. The humans were gone all afternoon, so no one was here to pet me on command or feed me treats. Then, suddenly, when the humans returned, they walked through the door dragging a 6-foot-tall plant — one that I did not request for the home office.

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My assistant yelled out, “Look, Tabs, it’s your Christmas tree!” and made a substantial ruckus as she forced the greenery through the door. “Better not knock it over this year.”

That, of course, set the wheels in motion for a plan to knock that mother trucker down.

With the tree mounted in its stand now, I’ve sampled some water from the base, and I do have to say, my assistant chose well this year. It’s a good vintage — sweet, but not overly sugary. good sap. Bravo.

Within the next day or so, I expect several presents to be left for me where they customarily go below the foliage.

I have requested a number of luxury cat goods from Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Givenchy this year. possibly Christmas will come early, and I will be able to model my new outfits for you in a luxurious holiday spread. keep your paws crossed.

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Meanwhile, please delight in my newest crop of kitty modeling pics.

Her zaman çok sevgi,

Sekmeler

Kedinin sekmeleri kimdir? yaklaşık altı yıl önce, kötü bir solucan vakası olan bir başıboş, pire ısırılan tekir kedi ile arkadaş oldum. Zor zamanlarda düştüğünü görebiliyordum, ancak yüksek moda ve mağaza kozmetikleri hakkında derin bilgisi, beni göze çarptığından çok daha fazla olduğuna inanmamı sağladı. Hızlı arkadaş olduk ve şimdi aslında benim patronum (ve başarılı bir kitty modelim).